Barcelona Part 2: Gaudi-lightful!

WARNING: this post is rated PG-13. Not for profanity or anything (my blog will forever remain thoroughly un-edgy), but for a shot of the beach including a topless sunbather. Also there's a picture of some animal brains. You have been warned!



Barcelona! Again!

Well, my bus from Avignon left at 7:30 p.m. and arrived in Barcelona at 2:30 a.m. (I said "my bus" because Ramya was on one three hours later, as you may remember from my earlier posts.) What does this mean? This means that I arrived in Barcelona when literally nothing, not even bus or train stations, was open. This means that it was about 40 degrees. This means that I was by myself for three hours. My mp3 player was out of batteries at this point-- I had used it up on the overnight bus rides, unsuccessfully trying to drown out noise so I could sleep-- and I had literally nothing to do. So what did I do? I sat on a bench outside the bus station with a homeless man. For three hours. After I hunched over to try to stay warm, we were basically indistinguishable from each other. It was, without a doubt, the worst three hours of my entire life. And I've seen Battlefield Earth (ZING!) Credit to the homeless guy next to me, though-- dude was awesome. Didn't yell gibberish or try to steal anything from me, just asked me what time it was. I was fairly attached to him at by the end of the night, actually. Good luck, my bench comrade.








































I don't have an actual picture but this does a decent job encapsulating the experience (though it was nighttime and this person is much better-dressed than I was).



At 5:15 the bus station opened. Thank heavens! There was heating and chairs with some level of padding and a bathroom! Unfortunately, about five minutes after going inside I got a call from Ramya. She slept through the bus stop (the girl is the polar opposite of me, she can sleep anywhere/anytime) and she's now at the station across town. I have her passport, most of her money, and all the maps. Wonderful. How are we supposed to find each other? Ramya gets the brilliant idea to take pictures of maps from a guidebook in the train station, however, and we meet in a plaza that's central to both of us around 6:15 a.m.









































This is a building called Torre Agbar (though locals call it "the suppository" due to its shape). One good thing about that debacle was that I got to see it lit up at night. Note: my picture turned out terribly because my camera can't take pictures at night, but this is a Google Images approximation.










































Plus I got to see the sun rise in Barcelona! I'm looking hard for a silver lining here, folks.




After we met in the plaza, we stumbled to the hostel in the hopes that they would let us in early. No luck, we had to kill time until 2:00 p.m. We ate breakfast at a small cafe (back to sandwiches for every meal, alas) and then stopped at the nearby Boqueria Market. It was an open-air market like we've seen before in almost every country we've visited, but it definitely had some... unique.. items for sale.
































One of the stores at the front of the market. Cute, normal, I'm digging it.










































Looks like fruit at first sight, but it's definitely a wall of candy!
































OH MY GOD. Yes, you are looking at brains in plastic containers, next to almost-intact goat heads. I'm guessing there's a sizable zombie population in Barcelona, because I've never seen anything like that before.










































ARE THOSE TONGUES?! (Answer: yes.) Is there any part of the animal that these people don't consume?




Thoroughly freaked out, we left and decided to walk to the Block of Discord. The Block of Discord is so named because a bunch of 19th-century architects tried to out-weird and out-extravagance each other on this block. Result: interesting architecture and tons of tourists.









































Gaudi's Casa Batllo. The pillars and railings on the windows are supposed to remind you of bones/skulls.



































The interior of the house, which is almost as weird as the outside.









































Casa Amatller, another one of the Block of Discord houses.









































A picture of Casa Batllo from across the street. According to my guidebook, the roof is supposed to mimic a dragon's back (St. George, who fought a dragon, is Barcelona's patron saint).































This is Casa Mila, which is another Gaudi creation located a few blocks away. Both Ramya and I were a little disappointed with the outside, having expected something much weirder.







































The colorful interior of Casa Mila.



Afterward, we were just too tired to do anything else... and it was only noon. In desperation, we looked at our map for a public library that we could possibly sleep in. Jackpot: the University of Barcelona was just a ten-minute walk away. We walked there, asked directions to the library, and immediately passed out on a table. At this point, even I (basically an insomniac without complete darkness and silence) was able to sleep for about an hour and a half.









































Glorious, glorious sleep!



Feeling ever-so-slightly less like the living dead after our nap, we decided to head to the hostel. We dropped off our extra stuff in our room and then left to check out one of Barcelona's main sights: la Sagrada Familia. This church, designed by the very-Catholic Gaudi, has been under constant construction since 1882. Since it's funded entirely by private donations and entrance fees, they have no idea when it will be finished.









































The Passion side of the cathedral, also known as "the less hideous side". It's currently used as the main entry for tourists, but once construction is finished it will be the side. The four towers represent four of the apostles, and eventually there will be twelve.









































A close-up of the front of the Passion facade. Weird. Note the Creatures of the Black Lagoon on the bottom left (I assume they're supposed to be Roman soldiers?)









































Me expressing my feelings about the Nativity Facade (namely confusion mixed with incredulity and disgust). I'll go out and say it: Gaudi, you may be considered a genius and all, but this side is almost impressively ugly.



The next day, we woke up to find out that we had unwittingly visited Barcelona on the Day of St. George, one of the patron saints of their province. To celebrate, Barcelonians (Barcelonites? Barceloners?) give each other books and roses. As a result, the main pedestrian walkway in town-- called La Rambla-- was absolutely covered with booksellers and flower stands.































Books and roses for sale. Note the yellow/red striped banner on the table: that's actually the flag of Catalunya (Barcelona's province). You'll see it everywhere. They're very proud of their Catalunyan heritage in Barcelona, and there's a movement to separate from Spain and become an independent country. Pretty much every part of Spain wants to be its own country, now that I think about it.































They even have Catalunyan-flag-striped bread!



After browsing through the books for a while, we headed to the Cathedral of Barcelona. I feel bad for the cathedral, because though it's huge and very interesting it totally gets shown up by the weirdness of Sagrada Familia. It does have one important advantage: it's free.









































This makes cathedral number 11! Unfortunately, the cathedral is under construction at the moment (like everything else in Barcelona).









































Gold leaf? Check. Painting with Mary, Jesus, angels, and random saints? Check. Incredible amounts of stuff going on? Check. Yep, we're back in Spain.































Each of the pews has an X on its back, because Barcelona's cathedral is dedicated to St. Eulalia. St. Eulalia was a 13-year-old girl who was tortured 13 times for her faith before being crucified on an X-shaped cross. Yikes.









































The front of the cathedral, which was surprisingly bare compared to other Spanish cathedrals we've seen. Also Jesus is painted a rather disconcerting shade of gray. (I suppose they're following Barcelona's zombie theme?)









































A statue of St. George praying after killing the dragon.



We left the cathedral/cloister after about two hours and decided to go to the Ciutadella Park before lunch. It's a very interesting park because contains a zoo, the Museum of Natural Sciences, a giant statue of a woolly mammoth, and Barcelona's Parliament building.































On the way to the park, we walked by a bunch of stores on La Rambla selling all sorts of pets: parakeets, bunnies, turtles, chipmunks, you name it. That area is actually called "Rambla of the Little Birds" because people have been selling animals here for centuries.































The Parliament building.









































Along with regular park-type birds, there are a bunch of random green parrots. They're much smarter than the pigeons and continuously steal their food.































Why is there a giant woolly mammoth in the park? I don't know, but I like it.









































A giant fountain in the park.



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After leaving the park and eating lunch, it was late afternoon. We decided to climb the nearby mountain of Montjuic ("Mount of the Jews") to see its various sights: a castle, the 1992 Olympic Stadium, and the giant Catalan Art Museum. We considered taking a bus to the top instead of walking but decided that only babies take public transportation (read: we couldn't find the bus stop).
































A partial view of the city, with Sagrada Familia in the middle.































This looks very serene and unassuming, but it's actually the outside of the Castle of Montjuic. It was built in the 1700s to keep an eye on Barcelona and to stifle citizen revolt. Later, during Franco's reign, it was the site of many political executions. Now it's a military museum full of guns, knives, and toy soldiers.































The 1992 Olympic stadium, which was very cool but also much smaller than I expected. Actually, I just looked it up and UT's football stadium seats almost twice as many people (hey, everything's bigger in Texas).



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The main entrance of the stadium.































The area just in front of the stadium. I have nothing to say about this, but it looks cool.































The outside of the Catalan Art museum. I'm assuming the building used to be a palace, because it was gigantic and super-ornate.



We then sat down right in front of the museum to watch the Magic Fountains, the light-and-sound fountain show that happens every weekend from 7:00-9:00 p.m.































My best picture of the fountains. The music was super weird-- for example, it would play part of the Lord of the Rings theme song and then it would switch to Flight of the Valkyries and then onto some smooth-jazz-esque piece.



The next morning, we woke up early to go to church inside the Sagrada Familia. (Basically we wanted to say that we had been inside without paying 13 euro.) Unfortunately, we were running a little bit late there and got there about 25 minutes late. Masses in Sagrada Familia are super-short, though-- we sat down just in time for the last 30 seconds. Oh well.









































Gaudi's surprisingly-normal tomb, located in the church below the church where they actually have church. Clarification: the place they hold mass is in a separate chapel underneath the tourist area.



After mass was over and we had taken lots of stealth pictures of the chapel, we headed out to visit Hospital de la Santa Creu i Sant Pau (wow, that name is a mouthful). It was originally built as a hospital for the poor (shoot, I want to see the rich people's hospital) and is still a working hospital today.









































Interesting fact: Gaudi died in this hospital. Despite his wealth he was a shabby dresser (like, my level or even worse), so when he was hit by a tram the taxi drivers initially refused to pick him up for fear that he couldn't pay. They eventually dumped him here, where people recognized him, but he refused to leave, saying "I belong among the poor."



We continued on from the hospital to Park Guell. (Hope you're not sick of Gaudi yet!) It was originally intended to be a 60-residence housing project (a proto-gated community) but "Gaudi was so ahead of his time" and it flopped completely. They turned it into a park after a few years, and it remains as such today.









































The barely-legible sign on the outside of the park.































The entrance to the park. You can't really tell in this picture, but it was absolutely packed with people when we were there.































A close-up of one of the wavy benches throughout the park.









































One of the buildings at the entrance of the park. It looks almost like a building you'd see in Candyland... I half-expected Lord Licorice to come prancing out.



After eating a picnic lunch of (what else?) peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, hiking up and down the park's trails, and taking absurd amounts of pictures, we decided to leave the park and head to the one place we still had yet to be: THE BEACH!









































More modern art near the beach that I don't get in the slightest. Seriously, my motto for this trip could be "I don't understand it, but I like it."































The beach! There were tons of men selling blankets, offering massages, and . Plus, there were an unbelievable number of Americans. We picked a random place to sit down and ended up between sorority girls from California and frat boys from New Jersey.



After leaving the beach, it was around 6:30 p.m. We decided that we might as well go watch the Magic Fountains again. Ramya had the genius idea to buy another liter of ice cream, so we sat there for two hours watching the show and going into diabetic comas.
































Liter of ice cream #2: no regrets!































The last picture I took in Barcelona: the Magic Fountains again!



We stayed up all night for the last time, which turned out to be the most fun sleepless night because for once I had (non-homeless) company. We took a bus to the airport at 3:45 a.m. and were back in Sevilla before 9:00. Our senora had even set out breakfast for us-- sugarless "Special Form" cereal never tasted so good.



Next post: Feria